Friday, April 15, 2005

I love American News

Some headlines on Detroit local tv news...

"Why police shut down two lanes of the I-94. Shots fired. We'll tell you who got hit - tonight at 10!"

"Britney Spears is Pregnant!" - Actually, that was on ALL the news. But then, that was probably big news in Australia too.

"Next, we'll cross live to Detroit Metro airport to see how travellers are coping with the new 'no cigarette lighters on planes' rule"

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"There were 5 seperate shooting deaths in Detroit on the weekend"
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